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this years june holidays chalet was okay. but i can make a SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS- AT THE CHALET BY TAN PEI SHI out of the whole story.

okay so if you are thinking of reading a sweet little bedtime story please get out of here. what the hell am i talking bout la.

7th june; training at gombak was torturous. 16sets of 60 is no easy job. though its not as hard as the training the people running longer distance were having. lol say the truth, i actually enjoyed myself.

we already did 8sets of 60 in pairs. den coach stopped minding the long distances businesses & came to mind us. den he told us to do one by one. he wasnt very happy cos he said we slowed down at the end of the stretch.

"i want you all to start from ZERO. can you hear me? what number is it now? ZERO."

all of us were damn tired. janice threatened to complain to MOE. running 60 is not as easy as you all think. we are not running at 3000pace, we are running at 60pace; fast sprinting. but of course i love running so i dont mind :B

we decided to cheat a little cos obviously coach lost count :D

we slacked at the track cos we were really tired. yeow lin could speeze A PUDDLE OF WATER (or rather, sweat) out of his shirt. but you should have seen his hands & legs when we run; fast.

it was fun :) joycelyn was talking bout her in the library with joanna & dey saw a guy looking at porn. den wenrong said;

"i DESPISE people who watch porn."

lol. den we had to run cool down. we were damn lazy so coach suggest running while sleeping. it was rather dumb la we had to lie down & cycle; looks like some damn cockroches struggling to turn about.

the guys couldnt stand it & when to run. we were lazy la so did it lo :D

ningxin & i ran to the mrt station hoping to get to the chalet faster. ningxin & me so kia su afraid dat dey will not leave food so we called farhanah to leave food for us :)

we were damn tired & nua la so entertain ourselves with crap. 21 boring stops to east coast. den came this physo man who touched my hand okay. den he like my touch & kept touching my bear & taking pictures of my bear. of course la cos my bear cute like me mah. obviously i was freaked out la. but the man beside him was worst. i think he touched his waist or wad lol.

reach bebok & we called dem to ask to take wad. cos we couldnt find the shutter service.

"take a taxi."

ningxin exclaimed;

"over my dead body."

so went to ask the damn uncle who was smoking & obviously he has a big problem & said take 197. which was the wrong bus cos it should be 196. we alighted at some unknown place & took a taxi to the chalet.

went dere & found out dat dere was no more food. took some snaps & ningxin and me went to the store to get cup noodles. was waiting for the water to boil & we headed to the beach to ka jiao frank & zhixuan. i cant climb a mountain for sure; cos i was screeching like a bimbo when i was only- 3cm above ground? but not as bimbo as fiona la she is my cute little bimbo :D

back to the room; farhanah & olivia were cleaning the room cos we made a big mess out of it. offered to help & forgot bout my dinner. i really regret dat cos my stomach hurt like crazy after dat. peiqi, jiaxu & me went to the store to get some gastric pills. obviously the woman has a big problem; she is so damn ap. drank cold milk. big mistake.

went back to the chalet & i was already going crazy. jamie yeo read our dedication. she said it was cute. DUH of course la.

firstly; i help out in writing the dedication.

secondly; we used a HUGE envelope dat we bought from changi airport & cost us a bomb.

lastly; of course cos we pasted his husbands picuter over dere *cos we couldnt find her picture you see. hee

i was groaning in pain outside lo. den the gerls were inside singing HOLLABACK GERL. huimin was dman funny.

"i ran in & everyone was singing ITS MY SHIT ITS MY SHIT. den i was like, PEISHI IS DYING ! and everyone looked at me."

yep thankyou gerls who helped me. & i was really sorry i screamed at you all. i absolutely have to idea what i was doing.

played mahjiong. lol thankyou jiaxu, i finally noe how to play mahjiong. unfortuantely, i played for 3days & suay suay didnt manage to hu once :(

8th june; rested for a while & went to the lobby to use the computer with zhixuan. surprise surprise surprise ! the computer can access to the internet :D

went for a night walk with jiaxu, peiqi, zhixuan, zaviar, sherman & alvin. dere was this abnormal gay la den i was like looking at him (or is it her?) & making remarks. went totally crazy cos i thought he posessed my body. went to macdonals to buy some stuff. jiaxu & peiqi realised my eyes looked like shermans lol. went out of macdonals & saw the gay again. he/she ran away upon seeing us. i was totally freaked out la cos i thought he/she might murder me.

jiaxu & peiqi took zaviar and alvins bike to cycle the food back. zhixuan & me stayed and i was clutching on to her like what frank usually do :D

went back & we sat in a circle and talked bout judgement day. farhanah told us alot of stuffs. she said dat dere are two angels beside you. one on the left who will write down the bad things you do & one on the right dat write down the good things you do. the thing out judgement day really freaked me out.

i have decided to be a good gerl :) heh.

the gerls decided to play the raping game. unfortuantely, i was their victim. i was screaming crazily & i think our neighbours came to complain. opps :)

the gerls decided to sleep. dere was no space so we went to the guys balcony to sleep on the chair which was utterly uncomfortable. wanted to go to macdoanls at first but i was too tired la. could sleep ANYWHERE. sneaked into the guys room to rest :D

walked all the way to 7-11 to get some food. the bike retal store wasnt opened yet. peiqi, jiaxu, zhixuan, chyiwei & me rented skates. its been a long time since i skated so i was damn lan lol. the way back was damn bad.

i fell down countless times. they cyclist was utterly heartless. made my fell had the guts to stop & look lo. was aching like mad.

spend the rest of the afternoon skating around east coast, it was quite fun la. den we went to the arcade; which was VERY bad cos the parapara totally sucks. played the table football. realised zhixuan loved to score for jiaxu & me instead of helping herself & peiqi. den to the bowling alley.

wanted to go back to the chalet when we saw the gerls cycling. we decided to go to the other end of east coast. i couldnt ride a bike so farhanah offered to give me a ride. i was damn heavy la poor farhanah had to carry a 44kg freak.

BUT she was damn pro lo ! we were at the back at first den we started to catch up. was playing with fiona which was damn fun :) caught up with olivia and we were second, behind ningxin. farhanah couldnt take it anymore cos i was simply too heavy. but she was great :D

dey taught me how to ride a bike. i tired abit la den it started raining so we headed back, stopping at 7-11 to buy some stuff. farhanah & me went back and we were leading. decided to play with fiona, who was catching up with us. den she told me;

"never mind one la she wont catch up with me de she always cant cross this bend."

immediately after she finished, we heard a crash followed by fionas screech. we noe wad happen already. lol sorry fi :) lol you are damn cute lo.

was feeling damn dizzy & went to sleep like a pig. wokeup and found out dat the gerls went to the guys room cos dey dont want to disturb us. rah i missed the 7pm show :(

dey came back to watch charm & the 9pm show. i went to the toilet to vomit at every commercial. crazy lo. den i went to sleep cos i was feeling mad.

wokeup & we were watching the jap show dat fiona went crazy over. went to squeeze wid farhanha. wokeup in the middle of the night & found out i couldnt sleep anymore. sorry farhanah, made you so uncomfortable.

9th june; was feeling empty so decided to get some pills at 7-11. went to the lobby alone & found this man whom i think is looking at porn la cos he was sneaky lol

walked to the pond & i heard voices. decided to head back to the chalet. i dont want to lose my life you noe. it was bout 3am-4am. freaky time :D

went to the guys balcony & slept on the chair while zhixuan went in & out trying to wake frank up lol. ernest couldnt sleep so sat outside with me staring at blank spaces.

zhixuan succeeded in waking frank up. lol poor frank. jiaxu & me slept outside the chalet cos dere was no space in the room. crap abit & fell asleep. i woke up cos frank threw a peanut on my head :/ it was when we found out dat JIAXU & MY HANDPHONE WAS MISSING !

we went totally crazy & went to make a report. it was 5am at the morning & i think dat woman was pissed.

"i dont think i can help much, but i will try."

was damn unlucky. borrowed money from frank & tried to buy coke. the damn machine ate my money.

i went back. went to the guys room & realise ***** and ****** were sleeping with each other ! frank & zhixuan were snuggled together like two cats hugging each other.

some gerls woke up & we started talking. olivia said dere were 2male cats fighting for 1female cat.

went to 7-11 to buy some stuff. the gerls continued sleeping. i went to the beach alone cos i was feeling absolutely down. how can someone be happy when her phone was stolen? no more self portrait, taking pictures.

i used to owaes complain dat my phone is not nice all these crap. but i only realise dat its really great after i have lost it. cos it has a mirror & screen in the front, 270degrees of turning to enable self portrait & my keychain dat has my big name & my happy house keychain. i went all over singapore looking for dat & i bought the last second one :(

im goin to kick the ass of the guy who stole my phone.

packed up & left the chalet. went to have lunch and went home to prepare for wings. i prepared very long for this race cos it determines the 4x400 team.

i dont noe is cos i ate the wrong food or wad, (mebbe i attempted to watch happy tree friends while having lunch) i vomitted yet again. my dad did not allow me to go for the race. i cried like i have never cried before.

i lied to my dad dat i will go & support the people. i sneaked my jersey & spikes into my bag, hoping dat i can get a chance to run.

coach told me a whole lot of stuff & i got his meaning; it mean, you rest todae & i will give you another trial. watched the people run. you are fabulous, and congratulations michelle, she got into the finals :D

but of course i think gabriel is damn brave. he was leading all the way when his legs gave way. but he stood up & continue running. if it was me, i would jus lie on the floor & let myself die. lol joking joking.

my dad fetch me home. my brother is damn into DONT PHUNK WITH MY HEART. he sae his gay friend loves it. but he is damn lucky cos whenever he tunes into perfect10, it would be some black eye peas song. lucky guy :D

went to make my spects jus now. my dad was bombing the optician with questions lol. he looked at my old spects & gave me a what did you do with the spects look. sort of beyond hope la. den i remembered a year ago, weiquan accidentally stepped on my spect :/

but now i jus wish for my new phone :(

i feel like i have just written a 1000word essay or wad. if it doesnt publish, i will call dat gay to murder me.